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May 31st

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sometimes my best friend Jon will call me the...

and I can’t really handle it. Like, he’s sincere and genuine and the only reason he is calling is to tell me that one thing, and I just can’t respond properly. He cares about me and he tries showing it and I just say ok until he says goodbye. It just feels weird to me. Am I a horrible friend?

May 31st

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I just want to win the lottery so I can play...

May 30th

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Ever since I got that job offer, I've spent almost...

My new job starts tomorrow, and then I’ll be working every day from 8:30 to 5, so I guess I just felt the need to get in as much gaming as I could. *excited & nervous*

May 30th

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May 30th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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May 29th

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an overheard conversation in Target today:

little boy: I wanna do my room red. little boy’s mother: Boy, whatchu’ know ‘bout red?

May 28th

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Watch

thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

May 26th

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real time animal crossing music →

keatos: I just want this on my blog. It’s real time Animal Crossing music for the hours of the day. This is so great!

May 23rd

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May 23rd

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May 16th

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battle of the century: love story edition

Pixar’s Carl & Ellie from Up VS J.K. Rowling’s Snape and Lily from Harry Potter

May 15th

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May 15th

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DEAR NERDFIGHTERS,

For those of you who didn’t have a chance to get a signed copy of John Green’s The Fault in Out Stars, YOU’RE IN LUCK! The Target I work at still has 3 signed copies of the book in stock. I’ve had the depressing experience to pass by these untouched wonders almost every day since the book was released, hoping that someone would eventually purchase one and take it home and...

May 12th

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it's soooooo hot

My family doesn’t seem to believe in air conditioning, so I’ve had my fan on all day which is only moderately cooling my room down but at the same time I’m trying to organize/clean my desk and the fan keeps blowing papers everywhere so do I stay relatively cool and deal with papers flying about or do I enjoy the not having to chase after papers while sweating to death? ...

May 4th

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May 3rd

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Guys, Bill Gates wants to send me $800,000

I received an email today saying so. “FedExOnlineTeam” has notified me that Bill was running an apparently secret contest called Microsoft Online Sweepstakes where he would pick an email address at random to send money to. And he picked mine. Unfortunately, he’s currently in South Africa working with a consultant firm, so he couldn’t send it himself. So FedExOnlineTeam...

May 3rd

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May 2nd

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May 2nd

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May 1st

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 27th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 25th

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 22nd

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Apr 21st

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lyricallyblessed3: fuckwhatyouubelievein: barbie-island: lolsofunny: YESSSSSSS. I FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO!!!!! Life = complete LMFAO OMFG. ITS HERE. OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND ITTTTTTTTTTTTT

Apr 20th

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Apr 20th

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sassly: tsarcasm: ignorantatheist: rcmcbtglobalnetsanyoid: dekutree: windows98: oH MY GDO OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING hey they didnt pay for the pizza though was the performance not payment enough? doing this next time so i dont have to pay

Apr 19th

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